Monday 9 July 2018

Chris Grayling quits his own brain

Following the shock departures announced today. Chris Grayling managed a departure on time for the first time in his career by continuing his complete absence from his own brain.

Well, in a day of explosive news stories, Chris Grayling the beleaguered and shite Transport Secretary revelled in not being part of the news.

He continues to lead an elite task force tasked with countering the worrying 'Its Coming Home' theory.

This worrying news has sprung the Transport Secretary into concern that it can get home, that a timetable exists to get it home or it will even get home at all. 

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